she tied you to her kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair

Well.. it wasn't that bad. It all probably seems worse because I'm ill (whooo! It's that lovely bronchitis again m'dears).

They made me sit down on a regular school chair, and they didn't actually cut my hair.

BUT THEY BACK COMBED IT AND CURLED IT AND IT HURT AND THEY'RE GOING TO DO IT AGAIN.

And they painted horrendous colours onto my face. And made me wear a skirt.

Hahha.

Take drama kids, you know what's best.

EDIT: Nothing like a bit of loud music when you're ill. Hahha.
I've got my Playlist of Ultimate Doom on, so I imagine everyone in the kitchen can just hear thudding ;)