I'm frreee!! Just like....

Haha xD

Okay, it's not a very close link, but that's what I was thinking of as I walked home lol :P

but anyway..

YYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

I'm going to go dance around now. To this song.

YES!!

KATRINA IS FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

And she's well chuffed about it.



A large helping of Alphabeat is in order methinks.

Virus Time!

It's that time of the year again when I break my computer and have to reinstall windows.

I say "that time of the year" as if it happens every year, which I don't think is strictly accurate, but it's pretty close.

I'm having to do my revision on my dad's annoying Turkish computer - complete with the Turkish keyboard!

I'm getting the hang of it though, I don't think there are any Turkish letters in this post! Hahha. I'm good.

Anyway, this essentially means that you won't be able to contact me so quickly online.. Sorry! If you have the number, I am still capable of reading texts :) (although my phone lives in my room so I won't hear it if it goes off..)

Hope you're all well, I have my first exam tomorrow (English Lit) so wish me luck! T'ra x

I Lean Like a Gringo

Hahhar. Probably the most catchy while simultaneously slightly racist song I've heard in a while.
Although this is a strong competitor.

Lol in other news, I am officially on study leave.

Eek!

Have decided that tomorrow is my last full day of freedom for a while, then on Sunday I'm going to draw out a proper schedule of how I'm going to be spending the next month.

*screams until their faces explode*

blehhhhhhh.

Revision is so deppressing.

Am currently hiding under my bed, might stay here until July.

This may lead to failing all my exams though, which could be a bit of a problem...

Okay, okay, I know. Get a grip, Katrina. Just get on with it.

I promise that once I'm back to my partially sane state of mind I'll stop talking to myself, but until then I can't promise that I'll be posting much. So until further notice,

--->>THIS BLOG IS ON HIATUS<<---

I wouldn't keep checking back, if I were you - but you can have a look at some of my older entries if you want.

I'll see you after the break.

-Lindley xx

Samwise Gamgee was my homie.

Rest of Exams = not for little while longer, now. Have done drama which went okay, and have done art, too. That was also okay.

Oooh AND to celebrate the end of my two most time consuming exams, (one took up my whole evening a 3 months of rehearsals, the other one took 10 hours altogether), I dressed up Marvin(again)!

TAKE A LOOK!

I apologise for the lacking quality/decency of these pics, but they probably aren't going to leave this blog.. lol.

We watched Lord of the Rings in our Easter service today.. I was all like WOOO!

I think I'm going to watch them all again this Easter :P 9 hours of hobbits and swordfights.... sounds pretty awesome to me :P /geek.

Okay so.. saying "/geek." is a pretty geeky thing to do but shhh :( :P

yooouuuu shaaalll nott passssssssssssss.

why is it that hardly anyone gets that joke these days?

why is it that I still make that joke?

and laugh when other people make that joke?

am I actually insane?

lol.

This post is so long today. Sorry to anyone who hasn't got themselves broadband :P

Ooh we're all going to fail...

Hah I forgot I had this in My Documents.. Lookie:

Why Do We Mess Up In Exams?
A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days! You are left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday...
So...

GOOD LUCK to everyone on your exams.

Bleh I've got my drama dress rehearsal today, everyone - wish me luck! (I kinda should get dressed now..)

*screams and runs away*

Soooo remember when we were in Year 9, all those people were like "oooooh it's your GCSEs in the next 2 years! THAT's going to be stressful :D " and we were all like "shut up."

Turns out -they weren't just taunting us for the sake of it...

Oh crap.


Tomorrow I'm going to see a play in Birmingham called "An Oak Tree". What's it about? No idea. It's probably about an oak tree. Then again, maybe not. Psh. It's like Pirates of the Caribbean 2 all over again... I mean, seriously. When was there a dead man in it? (other than at the end of course *sniff* RIP Cap'n (even though we all know that he won't rest. Or be peaceful.. bloody pirates..))

Then I have non-uniform day on Friday, and a week after that all the madness begins.

Friday 23rd March - Full dress rehearsal for drama piece. AHHH.
Monday 26rd March - Perfomance of drama piece. AHHH.
Tuesday 27rd March - Art exam day 1. AHHH.
Wednesday 28rd March - Art exam day 2. AHHH.

Then after that I recover a bit, then it's Easter.. then study leave... then EXAMS....then uhh
F R R E E E E E E E E E D D D D D O M M M M M M M M M M M M M M ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

...then 6th form

lipstick and chalice and fishnets and malice

Marvin is better than expected when it comes to fencing with little wooden sticks. You shove the stick in the whole where his ear should be and spin him around, then use your awesome sword-fighting techniques on him! Yesss.

Pudsey found a Christmas Santa Hat (well, actually my mum did when she was trudging through my room armed with a hoover, and she put it on his head)

Something tells me that I'm going to fail all of my exams. It's probably Marvin. Psh. Stupid moose. (Only two to go!)

Peace out
-Linderz of the Apparently Knocked Up Variety (yeah I'm not even going to go in to that...)