Ostrich, ostrich, ostrich, ostrich - WHALE! AHHH!

GOOD MORNING BABEZ.

Hahaaaa. I haven't written a blog post in FOREVER.

Soo I just finished my exams & as a result trying to squeeze in lots of social events into a small space of time to make up for the amount of time I've spent indoors wanting to die.

If you came hoping for a silly video, here is one.
If you came looking for a song which is currently cheering me up, here is one of those too.
And if you came looking for something geeky, I can provide that too:

Who says I don't please my audience?? :D

It's impossible not to love this.

Twenty-First.

Admittedly, I've only heard this once. I thought I'd share it regardless. Hope you enjoy! Hope I do too!

Eleventh.

'Cause it's worn, it's torn, you know this girl's reborn

Mine is red & bound in leather ;)

Eurgghhh Canadians.

I love Frezned.

You know you love it.

So I was thinking of names for my future children...

That one goes out to the people from my new CU that I stole it from.. shhh!

Something to get me through Wuthering Heights

Daance!

Okay everyone can cheer up now.

Heard this on the radio about a month ago & really like it now. Just something to extend summer a little bit for you!

Genius.

Happy Summer!

I haven't watched this in too long.

And I wish that I could travel his way..

I know it's terrible, but there's some people on facebook whose status I will read and think, "I'm glad I'm not best friends with you anymore.."

:/

True story.

In other news:



Ahh, Peggy Lee :)

I FEEL SLIGHTLY ILL.

What the flip is this?



*sigh*

What happened to the good days?

Cn't reada ma pooooker face.

My mum just walked into my room and said...

Well, I'm not allowed to say. It was very funny, and after she left I was just about to tell someone then she came back in and said,

"AND DON'T GO TALKING ABOUT ME ON FACEBOOK!"

She made me promise. I'm guessing that she meant the whole internet by that as well.

It was pretty hilarious though. If I see you in person I might sneakily tell you haha. There were tears in my eyes.

I actually thought she'd come in because she'd heard me watching this and got worried about the repeated mentions of the word 'knife' in my room.. Got away with that one though haha.

I haven't told a rubbish story about my life in AGES. I used to come into school every day with another pointless story about how many spiderwebs I'd seen that morning or how I missed my alarm and got to school ten minutes after leaving my bed.

You can all be sure that once I stop being a useless layabout these stories will return.

Now I'm just going to go back to my stalking, if you don't mind.

But square-cut or pear-shape these rocks don't lose their shape...

I meant to put this list on earlier. I've been listening to these ladies' songs recently:

Big Spender - Peggy Lee
He's A Tramp - Peggy Lee
Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps - Doris Day
My Baby Just Cares For Me - Nina Simone
Sway - Rosemary Clooney
Mad About The Boy - Jessica Biel (I know this is a recent cover, but I like it more..)

I know they're already famous and that but they're well good haha. Listennn. LISTENNN.

Now I'm going to go raid BBC iPlayer for a bit :)

Because reading the actual thing will make you want to stab yourself.

Too lazy to read Twilight or watch the films? Alex is here to explain them CHAPTER BY CHAPTER for you.

Chapter 1:


Chapter 2:


Chapter 3 + 4:


Chapter 5 + 6:


Chapter 7:


Subscribe to Nerimon if you want to hear the rest :D

adhsgk;ldhsgsdlkfjsle.

I spend so much time in the flats of the elderly people I work with that I'm starting to get to know the daytime tv schedule.

Just discovered Heir Hunters, which sounds a bit like 'Who Do You Think You Are?' so I might watch that once I've had a little sleep.

I am in fact turning into an old lady. I thought about how nice it would be to have a cat yesterday.

*sigh*