Ostrich, ostrich, ostrich, ostrich - WHALE! AHHH!

GOOD MORNING BABEZ.

Hahaaaa. I haven't written a blog post in FOREVER.

Soo I just finished my exams & as a result trying to squeeze in lots of social events into a small space of time to make up for the amount of time I've spent indoors wanting to die.

If you came hoping for a silly video, here is one.
If you came looking for a song which is currently cheering me up, here is one of those too.
And if you came looking for something geeky, I can provide that too:

Who says I don't please my audience?? :D

'Cause it's worn, it's torn, you know this girl's reborn

Mine is red & bound in leather ;)

Eurgghhh Canadians.

I love Frezned.

You know you love it.

So I was thinking of names for my future children...

That one goes out to the people from my new CU that I stole it from.. shhh!

Something to get me through Wuthering Heights

GET THIS OUT OF MY HEAD

This is a really, really bad song to have stuck in your head. Pretty funny though..

NSFW.

Ahh diary times.

Just been reading through my diary from when I went to Moldova. With such gems as,

"We had doughnuts for pudding & I have been in a good mood ever since!"

and

"We did our dreadful drama in the service today. Hopefully the congregation didn't notice."

and

"I'll try to update this quickly, it's difficult though as Bithia is standing behind me with a threateningly large roll of sellotape."

How did I not consider publication earlier??*



*jokes, folks

I see your face, you're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

I NEED A HAIRCUT.

Srsly.

So, I'm thinking about doing that thing where you take in a picture. However as always I'm totally clueless and I need some help with this... Some of these ideas might be a bit overwhelming, but shout if you see one you like :) k thnx!! xxxx










Okay, okay, that last one's a joke.

Sunt o fata, ma numesc Katiusha..

So I'm going to a little place called Bletchley Park today. It's the place where they cracked the Enigma code (and others) in WW2. So probably lots of seriousness.

Even so, Bletchley is a pretty funny name.

Should be funtimes.

For the first time, I'm going to have to disagree with the lovelies who run Cake Wrecks.

This is definitely not a cake I would be upset about receiving:

Mmmmm. Caaaaaake.

Either way, I will pray, you will be wise

Wearing a headscarf. This is ridiculous.

I can't leave the house looking like this! lol! It's sooo weird.

I'm sure I'll get used to it, but still!

I think the way that I'm wearing it right now is how Muslim girls usually wear headscarves, but there may well be a different way for Orthodox girls.

I found some ideas for Jewish girls but I've yet to manage one which doesn't look terrible on my head. Maybe I need practise?

Apparently it's pretty rare for unmarried women to wear these anyway so hopefully I won't have to worry about this too often.

That said, this could be mighty useful when my hair starts getting greasy? Hmmm.

If anyone knows any specific headscarf do's and don't's, please let me know. I'm likely to get this wrong.

Cn't reada ma pooooker face.

My mum just walked into my room and said...

Well, I'm not allowed to say. It was very funny, and after she left I was just about to tell someone then she came back in and said,

"AND DON'T GO TALKING ABOUT ME ON FACEBOOK!"

She made me promise. I'm guessing that she meant the whole internet by that as well.

It was pretty hilarious though. If I see you in person I might sneakily tell you haha. There were tears in my eyes.

I actually thought she'd come in because she'd heard me watching this and got worried about the repeated mentions of the word 'knife' in my room.. Got away with that one though haha.

I haven't told a rubbish story about my life in AGES. I used to come into school every day with another pointless story about how many spiderwebs I'd seen that morning or how I missed my alarm and got to school ten minutes after leaving my bed.

You can all be sure that once I stop being a useless layabout these stories will return.

Now I'm just going to go back to my stalking, if you don't mind.

Because reading the actual thing will make you want to stab yourself.

Too lazy to read Twilight or watch the films? Alex is here to explain them CHAPTER BY CHAPTER for you.

Chapter 1:


Chapter 2:


Chapter 3 + 4:


Chapter 5 + 6:


Chapter 7:


Subscribe to Nerimon if you want to hear the rest :D

Maybe it's bedtime.

So I just thought I saw this ad...


Then realised that it actually says this:

Pretty disappointed :(

So I woke up this morning and logged on to Twitter:

Suddenly random people I've never met are calling me cute! That's what Twitter is about, right? Haha :P Weeell it brightened up my morning!

Also, they're talking about this list (check me out, I'm number 20!)

I answered as honestly as I could..

Created by Oatmeal

(Being Human is back SOON)

Ever noticed how adverts for those rain poncho things never actually feature, well, rain?



WHY ARE THEY WEARING THOSE THINGS IF IT ISN'T RAINING? Argh.

PASHMINAS. Ah!

I always knew there was something suspicious about pashminas.

Where's MY flipping snow???!

I keep marching up to my window, messily swiping away the curtain and scowling out at the clear night sky.

WHERE THE FLIP IS MY SNOW??

I think I'm turning into Bernard Black.

I just need to work on my Irish accent.