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GOOD MORNING BABEZ.

Hahaaaa. I haven't written a blog post in FOREVER.

Soo I just finished my exams & as a result trying to squeeze in lots of social events into a small space of time to make up for the amount of time I've spent indoors wanting to die.

If you came hoping for a silly video, here is one.
If you came looking for a song which is currently cheering me up, here is one of those too.
And if you came looking for something geeky, I can provide that too:

Who says I don't please my audience?? :D

One, two, three, four, tryna think of titles is a bore

The trouble with spending all day reading and packing is that you don't get to do as much procrastinating and watching bad television on BBC iPlayer.

Somehow, late at night I transform (think werewolves) into this terrible beast who eats everything in the cupboards, glides around the house with gun-fingers (in case of spider attacks) and starts watching programmes about weddings (a subject I've had no interest in for the majority of my life). Thankfully everyone's in bed, so there are no witnesses. Except the people who read this blog who for some inexplicable reason I have decided to trust entirely.

Oh and I wrote a Taylor Swift parody. SOMEONE SEND ME TO BED.

(I resisted the wedding programme. This time.)

I see your face, you're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful.

I NEED A HAIRCUT.

Srsly.

So, I'm thinking about doing that thing where you take in a picture. However as always I'm totally clueless and I need some help with this... Some of these ideas might be a bit overwhelming, but shout if you see one you like :) k thnx!! xxxx










Okay, okay, that last one's a joke.

Sunt o fata, ma numesc Katiusha..

So I'm going to a little place called Bletchley Park today. It's the place where they cracked the Enigma code (and others) in WW2. So probably lots of seriousness.

Even so, Bletchley is a pretty funny name.

Should be funtimes.

Right okay so I'm doing this 41 questions personality test and it's REALLY HARD. I think I must keep contradicting myself.

Take it. You might find it really easy.

It was originally written by Swedish people. They're good at furniture, but are they good at psychology?

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Okay, they're calculating my results...

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Right then... not sure how to react. I guess it fits. Not fond of the title "Dreamy Idealist" at all, but the written bit works I suppose.

Is this right?

Fliiip.

Well, I'm back.

Not sure how to update you.

I'm very different now.

(okay, not that different)

Here is my remedy oh, oh-oh, oh-oh.

I now have six names beginning with B in my phone contacts list on my mobile.

I realise that this makes me a bit of a failure as a young person of today, but I really find it quite excessive.

I might have to start coming up with nicknames for people which start with different letters...

Definitely going to bed now lol.

Whatcha drinking, rum or whisky?

Yesterday in my pointless COSHH training I kept imagining the training man's eyes going black like the vampire's in Being Human. It was a bit weird.

Going to Newcastle tomorrow. I should pack. I'm not good at packing.

(possibly my favourite thing ever to complain about)

PS. Please go on this website, click on "Change Subjects", and do the grammar test. I've so far been doing quite badly, in my opinion, and I'm beginning to question my grammatical abilities.. Please tell me how well you do because it's driving me mad. Also, if you have a test coming up in any of the subjects offered, this is probably proper helpful.

I answered as honestly as I could..

Created by Oatmeal

(Being Human is back SOON)

Ever noticed how adverts for those rain poncho things never actually feature, well, rain?



WHY ARE THEY WEARING THOSE THINGS IF IT ISN'T RAINING? Argh.

PASHMINAS. Ah!

I always knew there was something suspicious about pashminas.

Business as usual.

Haha look - a really offensive weather website.

Here's what they're saying about the weather where I am lol.

Too tired to be thinking of titles.

The thing with wearing two pairs of socks is that when you get to taking them off at night you end up being like "WILL THE SOCKS NEVER END???"

Undressing is always a rather dramatic affair for me. I always lose my balance when I'm taking my trousers off, and I often end up thinking things like "Oh no! I'm going to be stuck in this jumper FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."

I must point out to you though that this is usually when it's getting towards 2am & I'm generally not quite with it.

That's just a little snapshot for you into the part of my life that you're less likely to be a part of lol.

Sooo productive.

My days off from work are always very productive.

For example, today I made an angel :D



Two mince pie cases and some scrunched up tissue.

Yesss.

PostSecret.

Watching this reminded me of why I secretly love people so much.

"Fuckin in here all the time! All the time with the fuckin matches!"

Watch this. (mostly for 1:24 - 1:48)

Okay so recently, every time I've been even mildly frustrated, a little imitation of 'American' Eddie Izzard from this clip bursts into my head.

This then cheers me up immensely.

Mustn't do it out loud though haha, especially when the old folk are about.

Story of my Life.

Oh the things I spend my time doing.

©Katrina Lindley - obviously.

(The song is Party In The USA - Miley Cyrus. Yeah, guilty.)

Awesome.

Check it out:


LOVE. Haha. If I wore tshirts with slogans on, I'd definitely get that.

Usually I'm pretty good at keeping up with the internet crazes...

But I just discovered this thing called the "Lying Down Challenge", which is basically hilarious.

Like all internet trends, the idea is simple, free, and probably best when you're drunk.

You just take pictures of yourself and your friends lying down in the most random places you can think of.



It's got it's own website and it's been in the news.

Awesome.

Haha...

Check this out.

xD Kept me amused for about an hour..